freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

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preppymandie:

This is why I love Nantucket.

preppymandie:

This is why I love Nantucket.

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firstnamelloyd:

jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here

YES this is so much better than the other that just said “DRUGS” above everyone

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The direwolf let go of Joffrey and moved to Arya’s side. The prince lay in the grass, whimpering, cradling his mangled arm. His shirt was soaked in blood. Arya said, “She didn’t hurt you…much." She picked up Lion’s Tooth where it had fallen, and stood over him, holding the sword with both hands.

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thymegatampon:

im so awful

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thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

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http://dadhumordotnet.tumblr.com/post/93219315887/vayena-wretchedoftheearth

vayena:

wretchedoftheearth:

wretchedoftheearth:

I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even…

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agentbloodlust:

Sometimes i look really rocking

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#goals

At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that’s never been seen before.

fuckingradfems:

jonnubroth:

giellelovee:

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One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.

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Save all the Koalas!

Omg koalas are such weird little animals I want fifty of them

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Valerie Hegarty

Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

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