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sorbus:

another head aches, another heart breaks

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jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

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lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy

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retronova:


truly a classic.

retronova:

truly a classic.

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kittiezandtittiez:

Internet fights

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thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

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At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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trevenants:

#iconic

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cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

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